Christmas Jokes!


Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !


What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !


What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !


What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.


What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!


How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!


Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!


What do lions sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!


How do snowmen get around?
On their icicles


What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!